NEWTONS LAWS IN A FUNNY WAY

NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD........ .....

U niversal L aw O f L ove:

" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed;

Only It Can Transfer From

One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With

Some Loss Of Money "


F irst L aw O f L ove:

" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be

In Love With Her And A Girl

In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With

Him, Until Or Unless

Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal)

Comes Into Play And

Break The Legs Of The Boy. "

S econd L aw O f L ove:

" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl

Towards A Boy Is

Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank

Balance Of The Boy And

The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As

Increment Or Decrement Of The

Bank Balance. "


T hird L aw O f L ove:

" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A

Boy Is Equal And Opposite

To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."

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