What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !............ ......... ....
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Scene 1
Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w
engineers are
seeing some photographs.
s/w engg 1 : What's that?
s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India ..
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Mumbai
s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got
Bajaj Pulsar also.
s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life
maan...
s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs?
Nearly 60K.....
Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)
s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.
[Everybody excited.]
SCENE 2
Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California , US
s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected
anytime. Soon I will fly to India
s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?
s/w engg 1 When I get it on hand.
s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?
s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in a company in Sadashiv Peth
there....
s/w engg 2 : Oh! Sadashiv Peth. Great yaar. where it is...
s/w engg 1 : It is in Pune ..
s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California ..
You'll love the weather yaar.
s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?
s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Pune ?
s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCP. One of my friends is there in the Road
Repair & Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working
in the cutting edge of technology there.
s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.
s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?
s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.
s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country.
You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See
I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control. I hate this.
s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my
Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to
the HRD.
[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]
SCENE 3
Venue: IBM, New York , US
(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)
Male : Hi!
Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.
Male : What??
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing
his Ph.D in J.N.T.U and he's coming here for a month. His study
will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in MSEB. We
planned
to settle in Pune itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's
see...
Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...
SCENE 4
Venue: Intel Corp. US
s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got
admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A great
new field yaar...
All are excited...
George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.
s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ....man, enjoy your life there?
s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?
George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be
1200 Rupees per Year.
s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.
s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!
that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy
a three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...!!!
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