Telugu version of English Rhymes
ENGLISH - TELUGU
Johny Johny,yes papa, >>>> Johnyga johnyga, endi naina
eating sugar no papa >>>> shakkar tintunava, ledu naina
telling lies no papa >>>> Joota cheptunav le, ledu naina
Open your mouth >>>> Jaranta nor teruv
hahahaha >>>> tersina choosko naina hahaahahah
Twinkle Twinke little star >>>> Merishe merishe oo chinna chukka
how I wonder what you are >>>> Naku samaj aitale neev endo
up above the world so high >>>> Bhoomi kelli anta paina
like a diamond in the sky >>>> akashamla vajram leka unav le
Jack and Jill went up a hill >>>> Jacku gadu Jillu gadu konda meediki poinru
to fetch a pail of water >>>> Kundala neelu teenike
Jack fell down and broke his crown >>>> Jack gadu kindavadi bokal suram param cheskundu
And Jill came tumbling after. >>>> jillu gadu guda vani enakala vadi dorlukunta ochindu
Ringa Ringa roses >>>> Gol Gol tirige Gulab poolu
Pcoket full of posses >>>> Jeb ninda posslu
Asha Busha all fall down >>>> Arre!!!! andar kinda vaddar le
POLICALLY CORRECT JOKES
The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:
"I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."
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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that..
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks
over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14
million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!! !"
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"
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Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ...... Problem Solved!!!
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A man is! taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:
"Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl".
The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
"Brave American saves life of little girl" the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man. Oh, what are you then?"
The man says: "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers say: "Extremist kills innocent American dog"
SARDARJI JOKES
Tamilian calls up sardar and asks "Tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sardar 2: Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview for the post detective.
Interviewer: who killed Gandhi?
Sardar: Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. .....
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER'. He replaced friend with father
in the essay and it read:
I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS
ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji: Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..
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Amitabh Bachhan: In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar: liquid state.....
Audience clapped...
Amitabh Bacchan stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.....
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